Statuses about life. New Year is a time of fairy tales and magic
Hiding your feelings is setting the status in contact as life was a success), sitting in front of the screen in tears
If only you knew. What kind of meat grinder am I without you ©
Rely only on yourself - this best way stop being disappointed in people and live in a good mood.
Doing what you want more than anything in the world is a titanic rush of adrenaline. It feels like you can fly without a plane.
Loneliness breeds anger, anger breeds panic, panic exacerbates loneliness.
It's time to quit this bad habit. -Which one? -Hope.
The causes of the crisis are quite natural. And they also consist in the fact that there was no single control center that could slow down some unfavorable spontaneously developing trends. © Anatoly Wasserman
Two know, know everything © Zheka Uspadkin xd
When you realize that everything that happened before in your life was not for you. Life begins to change.
If I promise something, I do it. some day. Everything I want will come true sooner or later.
Gorgeous girls are like luxury foreign cars. Just as desirable and just as expensive to maintain)
Sometimes parents cross all boundaries.
It seems I'll be a mother soon (shock)
When you find a new friend, don't forget about the old one. Seeing beautiful girl, don't forget about your beloved.
If you are sad, so much that you want to cry, run away, die - remember the one you love and live for him.
The hardest thing is when your dreams and hopes are shattered. Especially when they were only a couple of steps away.
You can’t be furry for everyone if there are wolves roaming nearby. As usual, you will have to release the needles through the white fur.
The only people that matter are the people you think about when you fall asleep and when you wake up.
People are so disgusting to me that I look for tricks, hypocrisy and bullshit in any good deed. And, as a rule, I find it.
This summer, let go of those who don't value you and start a new life.
So a generation of cats has grown up who have never dozed on a warm monitor in their lives.
Women's logic is a strange subject, it seems to exist, but it seems to be not there.
Why are mosquitoes always ringing? - Well, you call your mom when you want to eat. - Well, fuck, not in the ear. -)
The less a person believes, the less he sees meaning in life.
You don't always know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. You won’t please everyone, you’ll burn yourself out halfway.
the art of being, not seeming.
Do you know what's worst? This is when the person you loved very much, because of whom you died morally. Which I just started to forget, deleted everything, got used to the fact that he wasn’t there for you, and here he is with his greetings, and you fucking understand them, I want to see him again.
Even the worst day can be corrected by one good person.
Ehh! I really want everything to be fine. and everything seems to be fine. but not the way you want.
Shame is a kind of anger, only turned inward. © Karl Marx
Desire prevents us from using what we have.
[. Your name is like a brand on my heart. Whines from time to time. How strange. I used to hate this name, but now I love it more than my favorite one. ]
People tend to point out the mistakes of others, they enjoy doing it, and some are so arrogant that, because of a small mistake, they are ready to bury the idea with you...
If you take risks, you may lose. But you can't win without risk.
Some people all became suspiciously kind.
Everything has a price, but the price is always relative. When we follow our dreams, we may give the impression to others that we are unhappy and unsuccessful. But it doesn't matter what others think. Joy in our heart is important.
Only in Russian the words hammer and put are synonymous.
God, how happy I am that I only finished 7th grade. I can’t even imagine leaving school. Thank God I'm still so small)
Did the work - get it. If you don't do it, you won't get it. © Andrey Panin
Smart people are the best encyclopedia. © Johann Goethe
In our dreams we see a beautiful world. with the mysterious depths of the sea, sparkling stars - the world of our dreams.
Failure is the spice that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote
You hope for the future until you realize that all the best is already in the past.
And she jokes best when there are tears in her eyes. Not the crocodiles that you are used to seeing before her eyes. No. Real ones. Yes. And she can do that. And only those closest to them know about them.
The drizzling rain is quietly dripping, the sun is not visible because of the clouds. Sad songs are playing on the computer. And in my head there are only thoughts about you.
People's disputes are endless, not because they do not find the truth, but because they are not looking for the truth, but for self-affirmation.
Summer 2013, don’t rush to leave, let me take a look at you at least with one eye
Life is something you have to live so that when you lie in the grave the weeds will be afraid to grow over you because they will see that you lived it so that you were happy for most of your life
It sure sucks when you lose a friend. But it’s even worse when you realize that it never existed.
New Year- This is perhaps the most wonderful holiday that not only children, but also adults look forward to. This is a time of gifts, fulfillment of wishes and real magic. On holidays, children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of cherished gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31st; before celebrating it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes about the fact that the holiday begins on December 31st and ends at least on January 7th. Of course, there is so much to do during the New Year holidays: meet all your friends and visit all your relatives. On this magical holiday, everyone deserves warmth and attention.
In 2019, I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love, and 315360000 seconds of pleasant moments.
The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.
May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!
The tangerines are in use, which means the New Year is coming!
I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... New Year's days... Days of fulfillment of desires, belief in miracles and fairy tales!
New Year is coming! Let all of you... have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...
My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.
Funny and cool quotes
I want a man... small, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I’m waiting!
We'll soon be on the Internet, we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.
Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter Z to drunk guests.
Only here on New Year’s Day the President’s congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they watch it only on the first one.
The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.
Grandfather Frost, I would like... Gazprom shares - so that I don’t bother you anymore.
If a fat guy comes up at night and puts you in a bag... don’t freak out! Someone just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year;)
Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree... 180 cm tall, please.
My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the sofa and goes nuts!
Prepared thoroughly for the New Year! I even moved the scales back 5 kg...
December is approaching the middle, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night from December 31 to January 9.
— How did you spend the New Year?
- I don’t know, they haven’t told us yet...
Statuses with meaning
Snow... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.
I’m getting ready for the New Year, it seems my liver is suspecting something.
Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!
New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.
The New Year is a good reason to leave some people in the old ways.
Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.
Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.
Beautiful statuses about the New Year
The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.
At the strike of the clock, at twelve sharp,
The world will change around.
It's like we're in a fairy tale,
Let's suddenly plunge back into childhood...
They say that on New Year’s Eve everything always comes true, even things that can’t come true the whole year!
Dear Grandfather Frost!!! I want to make an application! Put only five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends: fill the first with health, the second with luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And I also beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thank you, Grandfather Frost. I'll be looking forward to it...
As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.
There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are humorous and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give yourself and those around you a New Year's mood!
The word "status" comes from the Latin language and literally means "state" when applied to an object or subject.
The word receives a narrower meaning thanks to the accompanying words: legal - the position of a citizen in the state, enshrined and guaranteed legally, social - the position of an individual in society, immune - a characteristic of the state of functioning of the human immune system, in a social network - the state of a person positioned in the virtual world to other Internet users . Let’s dwell on Internet statuses, as the most creative and modern phenomenon, in a little more detail, and in order to fill our narrative with depth, we will choose as an example: statuses about life with meaning, new in 2016 – 2017.
The essence of status in a social network
A status on a social network is a short statement in writing, which, in some cases, can be supplemented with graphic elements, expressing the emotional or other state of the user who posted it. The basic principles of Internet status are the following: the recommended volume is up to 160 characters with spaces, the intended purpose is to position one’s status to a wide or limited circle of Internet users, the semantic load is the quintessence of the individual’s state in relation to himself, the people around him, the world, and so on.
Philosophical statuses about life 2016-2017
The finitude of having is not the finitude of being.
How often in a hurry we do not have time and how many things are resolved by simply waiting.
Life is a game process where we roll the dice ourselves or transfer the rights to ourselves to third parties.
We have the power to control our destiny, but the destiny of Nature can control us.
By focusing our attention on small and insignificant things, how often we miss opportunities for great achievements.
Everything is possible in life, but not all goals are adequate to the means spent to achieve them.
Pleasure from the process is the main rule of a harmonious life.
The eternal search for the meaning of life leaves no time for life itself.
Life-affirming statuses
>My life is my rules.
I am the master of my life.
The main thing is to correctly distribute roles and give instructions.
My goals, your means are the key to achieving success in life.
I have one rule - to live.
Happiness and suffering are two sides of the same moment. Anyone has the strength to turn the moment the right way.
The meaning of life is in the search for meaning.
Live today, remember yesterday, plan for tomorrow.
Statuses about life in poetic form
I made a lot of mistakes - life experience became my reward.
I don’t try to find out the meaning of life - I want to love, worry, suffer.
Whatever you wish for me, may it be returned to you threefold.
There is nothing better in life than simply living to spite your enemies.
How often do we play with fate, forgetting about our loved ones.
The more you want to have, the more often you cry and suffer.
He who recognizes the essence of his life is in no hurry and does not suffer.
I give you the key to happiness: I am simply loved and I love.
Everything will happen in life if you are not lazy.
Humorous statuses about life 2016-2017
There is no way out except from the coffin.
I found the meaning of life: to sleep, eat and reproduce.
Never do what others can do for you.
He who knows a lot tosses and turns at night.
I’m too smart and think a lot - that’s why I drink to kill extra brain cells.
If you hurry, you will lie in the grave before others.
He who gets up early tramples the path for me.
You can always justify idleness by searching for the meaning of life.
PR statuses about life
PR statuses are a special type of statuses on social networks, which, in addition to standard positioning, have a practical purpose, that is, they allow you to receive spiritual or material benefits.
Girls, stop sending me your nude photos and asking me for sex. Purpose given status: female psychology works as follows - they are attracted to a man who is interesting to other women. Status works in reverse, that is, it allows you to attract the attention of girls.
Guys, stop asking me to get married, I'm waiting for just one thing. The intended purpose of this status: a man prefers to be chosen from a set, that is, the principle of competition operates.
Above are new statuses about life that are relevant in 2016 - 2017. However, the most interesting and sincere status is born based on a string of life events that happen to an individual in at the moment or a certain period of time. It’s enough just to write down your thoughts to get a high-quality status that is understandable to you and your friends, that is, the main audience of your page on the social network.
On the eve of the long-awaited and magical New Year holiday, people are preparing to congratulate each other with original and very sweet congratulations. But in the modern world it is not enough just to say: “Congratulations”, you also need to show the whole world through social networks your mood on the eve of New Year's Eve. True, it’s not always possible to find the right words, so when coming up with meaningful statuses about the New Year 2016, pay attention to the following options.
Dear women! Under no circumstances should you ask Grandfather Frost for a fairy-tale life for the New Year. He still won’t be able to make you a princess, but he will definitely send Ivanushka the Fool as a gift.
My dear and beloved mother-in-law! Congratulations on your 2016.
– Tell me: do you believe in the existence of Santa Claus?
– Which Santa Claus? It doesn't even exist! Grandfather Frost himself told me about this in confidence.
When you send out New Year's greetings to everyone you know, don't forget to call your mom back.
They say that on New Year's Eve all wishes can come true, even those who did not want to do this throughout the year. So start dreaming now.
When falling face-first into a salad on New Year's Eve, you should remember that it is a little springy.
The smartest philologists know that Santa Claus can actually be called the Low-Temperature Pensioner.
New Year's Eve is that wonderful time when the festive dinner smoothly flows into breakfast.
Grandfather Frost, I beg you! Let someone wish for me for the New Year!
Winter is created in white colors for a reason. The universe itself gives you the opportunity to try to start your life over again with the arrival of the New Year.
Today I saw a man in our yard taking the Christmas tree to the trash... Weakling! But there are only 2 months left...
The first disappointment in the coming New Year: “I can’t do it anymore... Food just won’t fit...”
Do you know what a real crisis is? One more week after the New Year to finish eating December salads!
We have good traditions: if a person did not have time to complete some very important task by the New Year, he is given 2 weeks for a second chance.
Remember, tomorrow is page 1 of 365 in your new book called “2016.” Try to write it better than you finished the last one.
Grandfather Frost! Give me a magic wand for New Year, and I will fulfill the rest of my wishes myself.
If Grandfather Frost crosses your path with a bag of gifts, you know that somewhere nearby they are celebrating the New Year with great joy.
The New Year smells of tangerines, pine needles and Soviet champagne.
With age, a man’s priorities change, and if at the age of 5 he was waiting for the arrival of Father Frost, then at 15 he would not mind meeting the Snow Maiden on New Year’s Eve.
At first, everyone believes in the phrase: “How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it,” and then for a long time they cannot understand how to wean themselves from eating at night.
With the help of similar short statements In honor of the arrival of the New Year 2016, you can a little appease the symbol of the coming 12 months. Happy holidays!