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People! Do not betray those who drown in your eyes and are ready to give their lives for them.

How tired of this Internet and contact! If they were suddenly gone, life would become much simpler and more varied. Even if this post gets 10,500 likes, no one will try to change their fate.

Life is a tricky thing! As soon as you collect all the trump cards from the deck, she will decide to play chess with you.

Life is one continuous paradox. Before 30, you strive to show that you are already an adult, and after 30, you are young.

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All life is a theater, and we are the actors in it, only spectators in heaven.

Those who say that I’m wasting my life on nothing infuriate me. But I live, and you lead an existence.

It's terrible when you go to bed and have to come up with a reason to wake up.

As soon as I want to move mountains, someone immediately wants to break my neck.

In order not to fall into the mud, try not to play with time, which is sand, with life, which is water, and with words, which are wind.

You can't turn back time to change your start, but it's not too late to try to change your finish.

It's never too late to learn anything.

It’s stupid to complain about life, it might not exist.

Indifference makes a woman nervous, and care makes her affectionate. Every man has what he deserves.

Men who do not forgive women for their small shortcomings will never enjoy their great virtues.

Truly great is the man who managed to master his time!

If you want life to smile at you, give it your good mood first!

In autumn, more than ever, we need a person who would warm us with his presence. Inside and out...

You can’t kill first, then whisper: I didn’t do it on purpose. You can’t betray all the time, then pray: I’ll correct myself - for sure. You can’t come back and pretend that everything remains the same. After all, life does not stand still. You always have to pay for everything...

I love dark chocolate, white snow and red roses - these three flowers have so much taste, happiness and aroma!

I'm looking for a prince! Maybe not on a white horse... Maybe on a gray donkey... The main thing is to believe in a fairy tale, like me!

He who illuminates the lives of others will never be left without light.

Because of you, my reality is better than my dreams.

But... there are kilometers between us. There is something between us, and that’s already good.

The most terrible pain can be inflicted on a person only by the one who gave him the most happiness.

They don’t remember about the girl they love – they think about her constantly!

You are not mine, not with me... I would give anything to hear your voice again, my angel...

Just because we broke up doesn't mean we won't get married!

Happiness and Life have no price. For everything else, there are Visa cards.

A woman rarely forgives a man for jealousy, and never forgives the lack of jealousy.

Life is a game. Everyone plays it, but not everyone wins, because the prize is death...

It’s better to be someone in this life than not to be in this life.

She lived in other laws from distant worlds... She wrote her life, but took other people's sheets...

Fate is fate, but the choice is yours!

She dreams of disappearing into the starry sky, She dreams of becoming free, like a summer evening...

And a man should leave as gracefully as he came... That is, forever...

A woman's heart is like a deep ocean full of secrets...

Kiss me!.. kiss me with warm lips and a cold cheek when it snows, snow on my hair, on your eyelashes... And then kiss me...

People come into my life... People leave it... And I just turn up the music in my headphones louder...

I believe that a girl has the right to do whatever she wants. As long as it tastes good.

The smell of coffee and a night cafe... my soul is lonely. I’ll put out the cigarette for the hundredth time... it’s like I swore to myself to quit...

Star I... Queen I... Angel I... But YOU are no one for me anymore!!!

There is not a single man in the world who is capable of being content with only the soul of a woman for a long time.

Don't judge us guys. We were kind once... You will remember how you treated the first one. Which became a bitch...

She is snowy - not sweet, not gentle. She breathes lightly, and without believing. She keeps bitter poison in sweetness. “Hello” to him in pride. Never sleeps at night. Strange... Strict, probably beautiful. Eternal. Not enough breaths. Choking. She writes that she is happy

Somewhere deep inside me lives a tall and slender, athletic girl. But I always cover her mouth with chocolate cake so that she doesn’t get smart.

According to statistics, all respondents have doors tightly closed in their hearts. The abandoned have this habit: not to trust any of the people.

She has brown eyes, a kind heart, a complex character and childish whims, she loves only those who are worthy...

All great stories have great female leads.

A woman should look so smart that her stupidity will be a pleasant surprise.

Happiness is not a life without worries and sorrows; happiness is a state of mind.

Of all the paths leading to a woman's heart, pity is the shortest.

And only after losing me did you realize that you only need me! And why is that?! Why can't you just love?! But it's too late to change anything...

It's good when it's beautiful. It's good when words are not empty. When dreams are colorful, jokes are funny, the wind is soft, memories are pleasant. It's good when there is a mystery that arouses interest. When the lips are soft, and the touches are gentle, when it feels good. When there is a future and it smells of vanilla and caramel.

And I will probably never grow up... And no matter how much they deceive me and offend me, I will still believe people... I will still dream and look at the world with naive eyes...

A woman is a mystery, a woman is a fairy tale... A small world created in the spring. New life and magical color in the spectrum of fate created by you.

In life, with age, you begin to understand the power of a person who constantly thinks. This is a huge, conquering force. Everything perishes: youth, charm, passions - everything ages and collapses. A thought does not perish and a beautiful person is the one who carries it through life...

Any girl becomes chic when she is with a man who knows how to light up her eyes and decorate her life.

Elusive. Barely touching with your fingers. Unbutton your shirt. Here it is, the heart. It's mine now. Do you hear? My…

Perhaps you will say: a simple accident,” but even the smallest accident is carefully thought out by someone there, in heaven.

I am a girl of the generation of black and white photographs, glossy magazines and delicious smells... A girl of the generation of smart books, well-groomed hands and beautiful phrases... A girl of the generation “NO! or yes...” I listen to what I love, I act as I want...

I love caring, loving, responsible and reliable men!!! I generally love science fiction!

The beautiful thing about music is that when it hits you, you don't feel any pain.

I want to understand who I am. Who am I without all these masks and feigned feelings, without all the forced smiles and sweet chatter at the moment when I really want to fall into the abyss. I just want to understand who I really am. Who am I without all this falsehood?

The most difficult thing in life is to understand which bridge to cross and which to burn.

Freedom is when you can leave, but stay.

Why do we leave, abandon men? We don’t just leave without any reason! We do not abandon the caring, strong and gentle. We don’t abandon the cheerful, rebellious, faithful and loving people... The shape and color of your eyes is not important to us! We are leaving those who are tyrants and weaklings, infantile, boring, stupid, fools. We leave when we fall out of love and are bored, when you cheat on us indifferently! We don’t just leave without any reason. We never abandon worthy men!

Life is a game, play it with dignity. And if you lose, don’t cry and don’t run! After all, everything in the wild is useless: fear and sadness and everything that lies ahead...

Alas, happiness was not given to us for long.

Don't go back to the past, it will never be the same as you remember.

Love is like cigarettes... To light a cigarette, you need to light it... When you smoke, you get pleasure... And when it ends, you trample and forget... Only ashes remain: both on the floor and in the soul...

During life, people lose a lot: love, virginity, teeth, favorite toys, and all this hurts, but the most painful thing is to lose the people who loved you and were with you since childhood. This pain will never fade away in your heart.

What do I dream about? Just live... Breathe, love and know that I am loved! And appreciate every moment... Because our life is unique!

If they want to throw you off your pedestal, it means you have already achieved something!

I really want to go where the sea and warmth are... And no worries!!! Sit on the seashore in the summer, watch the sunset and think about good things...

Let's cross out the past. There is a stunningly beautiful future ahead.

Happiness is like health: when you don’t notice it, it means it’s there.

My conscience is clear because I never use it...

Statuses beautiful phrases– Well, I fell in love again! And again, it seems, into myself...

It is wonderful when a person combines a cold mind with a warm heart.

Sometimes it is better to leave, demonstratively slamming the door, than to play the role of a doorman who does not dare to either enter or leave...

Love without respect does not go far and does not rise high: it is an angel with one wing.

There is no need to be important, it is important to be needed...

She wants to become kinder, but she is as sarcastic as she breathes... she wants freedom, but she has no idea what to do with this freedom... she wants to forget the past, but with a sinking heart she turns over the pages of old diaries...

Beautiful new statuses - For those who love, like birds, they need not only a nest, but also the sky.

I just want to be happy... It’s rare to encounter trouble! I just want to be loved... Not to be alone... I just want not to shed tears... from the grief of bereavement... I just want to hold roses... And feel their scent!

You say: “Time is passing.” Mad Men. This is what you are going through.

Every night, thoughts about you, like falling stars, fall in clusters and burn in the darkness, leaving only a burning trace of sadness.

You can doubt everything, but this will not change your living conditions.

I don’t know what I like about you, I don’t know what I love about you, but the wind touches your lips... and I envy it...

You know, I want to open my eyes one day and understand that you don’t just mean something to me, but you are everything to me...

Real victory is when at your feet is a man who just recently swore allegiance to another woman.

I don’t need someone who will sing serenades all day long and confess his love. I only need one who will accept me for who I am...

This happens too often: a declaration of love just rolls off the tongue, but all that remains is to say: “You are a great couple”...

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I never felt delighted with this life - I just took from it what I needed.

The eyes are like two flickering lights, and the lips are ice and fire... Will he ever love me?

A man puts an end to any dispute, and his last words: “That’s right, ma’am!”

I love people who are crazy about me - you can trust their tastes...

If they ask me: “Where are our knights?”, I give an honest answer: “They perform feats for true princesses.”

This is not at all so important - my harmfulness, recklessness... Cheerfulness bordering on inadequacy. The character is complex, but real. And I love you with all my heart.

Let him suffer: I just broke up with my cheating lover, and he forever lost the woman who truly loved him.

I’m always very worried when a friend doesn’t answer the phone, suddenly she was kidnapped and raped. but I don’t.

I want a boyfriend! With a car! You can do it without a boyfriend!

I am a mystery girl. I can ruin your whole life.

If a guy wants to write to you, he will write. If he wants to call, he will call. He doesn’t do this not because he’s busy, but simply because he doesn’t need you. If a guy wants to be with a girl, he will be with her. And if not, then forget it and move on with your life...

Next to every man is the woman he deserves... so if you are traded for a fool, don’t be upset...

Serious girls, like serious sites. Registration is required to obtain additional features.

He has intelligence and a cool character! I have stockings and a lace bra! He is ready to take risks and there is strength in his gaze! I have breasts... That's it, I won!!!

He says we are friends. I talk about this too. But the 6th attempt to get me into bed is clearly not friendship.

“- You are very beautiful, gentle, kind... And your eyes! What eyes! Who will get you like this? I want to be with you all my life!

“Women are undoubtedly smarter than men. There is hardly a woman who would be crazy about a man just because of his beautiful legs.”

It’s always like this with girls: if you pester you, you’re impudent, if you don’t pester you, you’re an idiot!

Only a girl can put her cell phone on silent mode so as not to distract her, and then check every 15 minutes to see if an SMS has arrived...

A Real Woman has three ages: Youth, Second Youth and Eternal Youth!!!

I never know what I want...but I won't rest until I get it...:-)

I love people with good taste. For example, those who like me!

a unique feeling of being someone’s happiness...

A man should say only 3 words to a woman: I love you, I’ll buy you, let’s go!

I'm not a bitch, just a person with a complex character. I’m not a rude person, but I can say too much... I don’t believe in miracles, but I wait for them... every day and every minute...

I’m in a very useful mood today - I can be sent to war alone... I’ll smash everyone!

Today was just a wonderful morning. Extremely magical, bright and inspiring. And then I woke up.

A woman needs only one thing to be happy, but new every day!

You're a guy, you have to act. I'm a girl, I should get fucked

A woman should belong to the man who will solve all problems, and not create new ones.

I'm a girl and that means I'm beautiful!

The blonde thought... her hair was turning black...

A woman is pleased when she is compared to a cat. Tell a woman this and she will immediately imagine herself as an independent, graceful and free predator. And not at all a primitive, hairy, hysterical pissing in the corners.

Each woman decides in her own way who is in charge in the family.

I'm not a princess - but for some I'm just a gift.

I can be charming...I can be disgusting...I can be bitter...I can be sweet...I can be hysterical...I can be calm...After all, I am a woman - this is typical for me...!

It's hard to dress me, easy to excite and impossible to drive me away...

There is a mystery hidden in my eyes, They are like a mirror in which you see yourself, Although sometimes life is not at all sweet, But I only become stronger in it...

You can fall in love with a girl, you can love a girl, but for a girl to love you have to earn it...

I went to the store to buy a bag, but I liked the boots and bought a blouse...

Take your time until you understand that I am alone, and there is no one dearer to me... When you walk a hundred roads of fate, but you can’t reach the hundred and first without me...

I am a girl with whom it is difficult, but without whom it is a hundred times more difficult. Concealing good and evil. In whose family there are Cats, Lions and Snakes. I am a girl who knows how to wait and hates waiting. Giving you masculinity. The reward is I and I am the punishment!!!

I'm not harmful... I'm useful. It all depends on the dose...

This time I’ll ask the Snow Maiden for a gift... because she, like a woman, should understand me!

I'm not a bitch, just a person with a complex character. I'm not a rude person, but I can say too much... I don't believe in miracles, but I expect them. Every day and every minute...

“Daughter, move away from the mirror already.”

Guys even say about ex-girlfriends: “Mine!!!” And girls about ex-boyfriends: “Ex!”

I bought us two chocolate bars - for myself and for me

While I was putting on makeup in front of the mirror this morning, I fainted five times from my beauty.

I don't give a damn what you think about me, but my grandma says I'm sunshine.

To be born a woman is not a great merit... it is much more important to be a woman... not one who is for easy leisure... but one who cannot be forgotten!

Why are accountants mostly women? - Because there’s nothing to hang them on...

Women are divided into 2 types: “good” and “ideal”. The good ones have a large F, a small P and hold X well in their hands... where F is the living space, P is the need, X is the household. But what you were thinking about is “ideal”!

While some are waiting for fate to put a prince in their bed, I have been sleeping with the king for a long time.

It is difficult to achieve balance with a woman; a woman is made entirely of nuances...

Stats about yourself – I don’t know my worth – I’ve never mentioned it!

10 kg of chocolate is a lethal dose for humans. If I decide to commit suicide, this is how I will die

So beautiful. Unavailable. She smiles, but is sad at heart. Happy and in love. I'm lonely in life. No, not abandoned. Just vague. There is always someone on the phone with whom it seems possible, but you don’t want to...

Every woman must: destroy a house, cut down a tree and raise a daughter!

No consistency. Or I'm hysterical. Or in the clouds. Airborne seizure!!!)

Women are beautiful as hell! And also during the outrage and after the outrage!

Bitchiness is not a gift, but the immunity of a beautiful woman!!!

I'm not a coward - I just know that this will end in hell

Woman may not have yet created a single great invention, but she has created all the great inventors.

I love not blindly, but squinting with happiness...

Girls don’t think at first, and then they think, why didn’t they think when they should have thought?

Tell me what I can't do and I'll do it.

I decided not to eat after six... I’ll go have some borscht!!!

Looking at your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriends, you understand that he has a good sense of humor))

Men are surprisingly illogical: they insist that all women are the same, and constantly change one for another.

No matter how much good they say about me, I always have something to add.

I love good words when they are all about me!

The fate of women is not easy, there is no answer to two paradoxes: then there is no man in life, that is, a man, but there is no life

My character is not the best, but my butt is great.

Girls are even ready to make love for the sake of love, and guys are even ready to love in order to make love...

It's very easy to drive a girl crazy: let her smell the cologne of a young man she cares about.

I'm not smarter than you - you're just dumber

Who is proud??? Am I proud??? No... we queens are simple women!

The man said it, the man did it. The woman said - the man did it. The woman did it - well, what can I say?

it's you, weak nerves

Just think, she cried for a long time, sitting on the tiled floor with a glass of cognac and a crystal ashtray in front of her... She left beautifully, with her head held high.

One day your friend, seeing me, will say: - Wait, is that girl over there your ex??? - Yes. - Well, you're an asshole!

He just kisses you so much that you want to lie down and go crazy

All women are like women, and I am the Queen! And even though I’m not at all model-sized, my character is sometimes not for the faint of heart, but still I have so much chic and gloss! All women are like women, and I am a Super Bitch!

Never ask me why I love you, because if you think about it, there’s nothing to love you for!

A good man and good woman they will never be together, because a good man does not propose twice, and a good woman does not agree the first time.

The only man I will run after is the one who will shout to me “Maa-aam, catch up with me!”

God created a woman... looked and said... “Okay... put on makeup.”

How a woman wants love! First she convinces herself that she loves; then she convinces herself that she is loved; and then he instills all this in his beloved.

Memo for women: “Never argue with a man - immediately cry.” Memo for men: “Never argue with a woman – kiss her right away”

Did you come up and ask me for my phone number? – I gave it. Did you want me to become your girlfriend? - I became her! Did you want to break up? - We broke up... Do you want to make peace?! - That’s it, dear, your three wishes have come true, you’re free!

Girls are always late - the guy has already fallen in love, the girl doesn’t notice yet - the guy is already in love, the girl has just begun to fall in love - the guy has already fallen out of love, and the girl has just realized that she is in love!

I'll call you Boeing. Because you are my 747.

I don't have a bad character

I want a guy, love, romance... But my husband won’t let me?

Blondes are not stupid, but cute; brunettes are not bitches, but strong; Brown-haired women are not strange, but unusual!

If a guy treats a girl like a princess, it means he was raised by a queen...

DEDICATED TO THE SELF-CONFIDENT MARES who write that, if necessary, they will take my boyfriend away without makeup and in a tracksuit. So, if necessary, I will give you a face, wearing makeup and stiletto heels:))

sometimes I pretend that I'm normal, but it becomes boring and I become myself again.

A woman's most beautiful makeup is her passion.

No matter how happily a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.

The girl is like a child in kindergarten, if you don’t pick it up in time, he’ll run off to play in another sandbox...

Women who catch your eye never rush your neck...

I have me. We can handle it.

A well-mannered and decent girl will never call first!... but with SMS she will get even the dead!

I'm good, I don't have a boyfriend, and I also like you, and I like to drop hints!

Kind, sometimes harmful, selfish, capricious, sweet, maybe a bitch at times, I change over the years, I’m cheerful, I’m friends with those who are friends, I hate lies and lies, I always get my way... I don’t touch anyone, but if you touch me I’m not responsible myself.

All women are the same - each is unique.

I write about whatever I want! I don’t ask for stuffy advice! I'm not an angel and I'm not a cheat, I'm just a Harmful Devil! If we don’t like it, we pass by! No offer of intimacy!

A woman who everyone considers cold has simply not yet met a person who would awaken love in her.

Women have simply amazing intuition. They notice everything except the obvious.

No matter how happily a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried

Have you noticed that when a guy and a girl quarrel, they begin to correspond in contact using statuses...

It is very important for a woman how a man treats her. A woman first falls in love with her attitude, and only then with a man.

A woman wants to first go to restaurants to understand whether it is worth having a relationship with a man. And the man wants to have a relationship in order to understand whether it’s worth taking her to restaurants...

Give a woman unlimited freedom and she will immediately limit yours.

Delete the “love it” file? – Yes – Are you sure? – Yes – The file is in use. Please, first stop loving, then delete...

That's life! Before 30 you prove that you are already an adult, after 30 you prove that you are still young...

Sometimes a nightmare appears in a dream - worse than the appearance of a mother-in-law; suddenly a prince gallops on a horse, and my eyebrows are unplucked

Women, remember, we are responsible for those whom we once tamed, dragged, gave to drink, accused, betrothed and now we live in pain

I am your bad mood.

I'm good, I don't have a boyfriend, and I also like you and I like to drop hints!

It is impossible to give a woman too many flowers, just as you cannot give a child too many toys.

Nothing adorns a woman more than a well-chosen man.

A slight sympathy, an impatiently awaited date, a hint of something more, nostalgia for the past - all display specially created cool statuses for classmates, and phrases for them only complement the ease of communication. After all, this age group people of the same period, in which youth flowed or is currently flowing, feelings arise, and not necessarily mutual. Together you can laugh at past pranks, remember past experiences over trifles, and outline your current credo. And it’s not a dispute or a meeting that will help you accomplish this act. round table, and the section is “cool statuses for classmates.”

It is unlikely that you will want to solve international problems and quote classics when communicating with classmates, although this is not forbidden. For this purpose, there are official events in office centers or specially organized debates of political scientists. The best period of life - school youth - is characterized by ease of communication, when almost every interlocutor becomes your friend in a minute, because they share a common interest and the same status in society. AND social network– is no exception.

By wisely using cool statuses for classmates, you can tell a lot in an ironic tone about yourself, your hobbies, and your friends. Why ironic? Yes, because there is already enough seriousness in life, but humor is always in demand, especially in youth society. Jokes, anecdotes, caricatures - everything is received with a bang, and this only lifts the mood. I want to be original and hooligan, presenting cool statuses for my classmates in this communication group, funny, perky, but, most importantly, new ones every day. And a site where you can dig up an icon that reflects your current state, one hundred percent hitting the top ten, helps a lot in this regard.

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Don’t give up your soul or your book or they’ll tear it up

I see no point in regretting the past. It didn't spare me...

Life chooses your best friends.

The one who doesn’t give up, who is always ready to fight for it, is worthy of love!!!

Life brings surprises, happy is the one who bears them!

People who love each other will be together not because they have forgotten all their mistakes, but because they were able to forgive them.

In our age, having sex is a trifle that does not oblige you to anything, and giving flowers is a serious act, which not everyone can decide to do.

Love is when they throw dirty shoes and cacti at you and pour ice water from balconies at you, the cat whispered sadly.

Most often, it happens that after giving the key to her heart to her lover, the next day a woman changes the lock.

Man, is that your Jaguar standing in front of the club entrance? - My. - Will I finish my drink?)

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At school I had an old physical education teacher, instead of “I understand,” he said “I understand,” and there was also a classmate with the last name Yasin who did not like the physical education teacher.

I constantly think about two things: that I need to grow up, become more serious, and about where bullfinches spend their summer.

Every evening I sit at home to meet my destiny.

Odnoklassniki is an interesting site. Stretch ceilings, wardrobes, curtains are constantly asking to be friends... They probably studied in a parallel class.

New social network"Grandmothers on the bench." The main buttons of the site: “Add to prostitutes” and “Add to drug addicts”...

Autumn is ending, winter will soon come, then the end of the world, then the New Year.

To girls’ statuses like: “Stop pumping your biceps, normal guys have been pumping oil for a long time,” we reply: “Stop pumping your lips, normal girls have been pumping their crib and singing a lullaby for a long time!”

If I call you after two o’clock in the morning, don’t pick up the phone, it’s not me, and if it is me, then it’s no longer me.

Every day I go to the store and buy vodka. Tell me, doctor... am I a shopaholic?

When I tried to work again, the Internet was detected again.

Motorists know that there is no “comments” section on the AvtoVAZ website.

Yes, I didn’t care about the black or white stripes of life. I'm going my own way - purple!

Life is a compromise between the desire to sleep and the desire to eat.

I hope everyone understands that because of that asshole who came up with the idea of ​​canceling winter time, the end of the world in Russia will come an hour earlier?

The worst thing is not that we are now adults, but that now we are adults.

I would like the feature “Your SMS message will be sent after you sober up and confirm sending” to be introduced on your mobile phone.

They say that in life you have to try everything. “Everything” - as a rule, alcohol, sex and filming in sex. Much less often - nuclear physics, chess and mountaineering.

You are looking for happiness, but you are gaining experience. Sometimes you think - this is happiness! Ah, figurines, experience again.

As a rule, girls who have something to see in the 9th grade already have something to tell in the 11th grade.

And in joy and sorrow, no matter what the stress, keep your brains, tongue and weight under control!

Dear dream! I remember long ago in childhood we had disagreements... But now I realized that I love you!

It seems to me that we need to create a service where lonely socks could find a pair...

Listen, you are already an independent adult. You are 25 years old. Your girlfriend, not your mother, should decide everything for you a long time ago!

Nothing helps you realize how much crap is in your brain like solving crossword puzzles...

The non-smoking area in a pub is like a non-smoking lane in a swimming pool.

I wanted to save money for my old age... For now I had to temporarily postpone my old age.

An effective sign to combat those who litter: “When throwing garbage on the street, do not forget to grunt.”

When a philosopher answers a question, you cease to understand the question itself.

You need to do what you do best. I'll go to bed and watch some TV series.

There is no greater temptation in the world than sticking your finger into the mouth of a yawning cat.

Sometimes you wait for years for a miracle... And it comes - in feathers...

Nothing develops leadership skills like the morning bus.

I can divide my life into two periods: “Something crazy is going on around me” and “I’m sleeping.”

It seems like today is Wednesday, but I want to kill everyone like it’s Monday.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way he parks his yacht.

The inscription on the product “Made in Great Britain” raises my doubts...

Some people think that they live actively. In fact, they just fuss tirelessly.

It can be so bad that even black cats give way...

They say that if you eat chocolate, your mood will improve.... Nonsense! We also need to wash it down with champagne!

Why take out a 4 million mortgage and pay it off for 25 years? When you can steal 4 million and serve only 7 million!

And God grant you doubly what you wish for me.